(Yes, I posted this before, but received no response, so I'm going to post it over and over again every week until someone writes something! BWAHAHA!)

I would love to see fic with Neville and either or both of the Carrows (preferably both, how great would that be?). It could either be consensual, dub-con, or non-con, I'm not picky. It could be any time period as well! I don't recall the Carrows being among the death count, so it would be interesting to see them get with Neville after the final battle even, or, of course, during their "detentions". I would love if someone would write something like this. This is the kind of fic that I find to be out of my league to write but I love to read. 

If you know of any that already exist, will you please link me? Thank you!

Dinner, Soup's On - Tom from the Leaky Cauldron, G

Ice Cream, Bowtruckle Berry Blue - Florean Fortescue, G

Poor, A Shocking Business Proposition - Ludo Bagman and 2 goblins, PG-13

Green Beans, Staff Table Predictions - Trelawney and Burbage and Vector, G

A little about Malcolm in the Middle, if you've never seen it:
The family is Hal the dad, who is emotional and quite excitable, Lois the mom who can be a seriously dictatorial household ruler, and 4 (or, later, 5) kids. There's Francis who works on a dude ranch with his wife named Piama who he met in Alaska when he was up there to escape from military school. Then there's Reese who's pretty much an idiot. He's hilarious, though. Then there's Malcolm, the "smart one". He's conceited, and the main character. My favorite kid is Dewey, the youngest until they have a new baby. Dewey is a creative genius and he's very delusional. If I can find a good example, I'll show you what I mean.

One of my favorite episodes ever, and someone posted it on YouTube! 
Malcolm Films Reese 1
Malcolm Films Reese 2
Malcolm Films Reese 3

From the same great user, here is If Boys Were Girls.
If Boys Were Girls 1
If Boys Were Girls 2
If Boys Were Girls 3

And the user really knows how to choose them. Why not an even (...odd?) 3?
Malcolm Holds His Tongue 1
Malcolm Holds His Tongue 2
Malcolm Holds His Tongue 3