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An Understanding

                "Is this okay?" he tugged at the rope tying Albus's wrists to the headboard.

                Albus nodded.

                "How did you like the blood last time?" He held up his own wrist, admiring the scar on it. "You were like a hungry little vampire."

                "I will admit I enjoyed it more than . . . our first venture out of the norm."

                "Hm. Well, no telling how you'll like this idea." Gellert sat up a bit, leaning over him. He stuck a finger down his throat and promptly vomited.

                Albus shrieked. "Gellert, no, don't, oh my God, Gellert!" He thrashed as if trying to get away from it.

                "You'll like it!" Gellert insisted. "I'm marking you as mine." With a wave of his wand, he'd tied Albus's legs to the other end of the bed, spread wide.

                "Gellert, let me go," said Albus, sounding frantic.

                "Shh," said Gellert soothingly. He ran fingertips through the acrid vomit, almost like a young child with finger-paints and a large, clean canvas. "You look wonderful laid out like this." His free hand reached down to grasp his wand, and he lubed and stretched Albus, pushing in.

                The feeling of being entered made Albus temporarily forget about the fact his boyfriend had just vomited on him, but it soon came back to him after a few thrusts. "Ew," he  whined, "Gellert, what are you . . . ugh!"

                "Relax," said Gellert, reaching down to touch his prick with his clean hand, stroking him.

                "I have to . . . ." He started to hyperventilate.

                Gellert stopped abruptly, waving his wand to release Albus from all of his bonds. "Alright there?"

                Albus, glaring furiously, sat up, and made to get up, but paused, looking nauseous. Then he himself puked.

                "Enthusiastic, aren't we?" said Gellert, but his joking tone and grin left when Albus shot him a betrayed look.

                "You know vomit makes me sick."

                Gellert sighed. "I thought that was years ago."

                "I don't even want to look at you right now," said Albus.

                "I can help clean you—I won't even get in with you. Go get in the tub."

                Albus rose, grabbed his wand and performed a Stinging Hex that hit Gellert on his backside, causing him to yelp, and then went to prepare a bath.

                Gellert pressed his nose to his boyfriend's vomit, inhaling deeply, before sitting up and rubbing it over himself. "Would that I were as good and wholesome as you, Albus," he murmured, stroking himself as he ran fingers through the different piles of vomit, testing their consistency. When he came, he cleaned the duvet very thoroughly and somberly made his way to the tub.

                "I'm sorry, Albus," he said, almost choking on the words. He didn't have to say them very often.

                "Well . . . from now on can we please leave the bodily functions out of our relationship? Except, of course, the one."

                "Ah yes, my favorite one," said Gellert, and he reached into the tub to bring Albus to hardness. When Albus eventually came, he even magically drained the tub and added new, warm, soapy water.

                "Thanks," Albus murmured.

                Gellert sighed. It wasn't exactly what he'd had in mind, but he supposed it could work. "Anything for you, Albus," he said, and was surprised that he meant it. He gently washed Albus's body, adding, "I, Gellert Edsel Grindelwald, will never engage in anything more than normal, boring sexual relations with you, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, again."

                Albus's blue eyes regained their twinkle and he lay back in the bath, pulling Gellert close enough to give him a kiss.

                Upon realizing Albus's mouth still vaguely tasted of vomit, he moaned and licked at all of the mouth he could find, ravenous, until he pulled himself away. "I am going to take your arse as soon as you get out."

                Albus grinned, reaching down for his wand to clean his mouth as well as Gellert's. "That's the reaction I was hoping for."