InsaneJournal

Severus hides his innocent little Valentine from the frightening display. James is wearing a giant heart costume, complete with pink tights underneath, Sirius has painted his chest with a bad pun, Remus is kneeling like some straight male Muggle about to propose, offering, of all flowers, a rose, and Peter . . . well, Peter has dressed as cupid and is floating in the air. Nice view, when he turns, though . . . but either way, entirely too much. All of them have done entirely too much. Sirius transfigured the floor and walls of an unused classroom and they coaxed Severus into joining them, but he is pretty sure he's about to gag. Or jump the closest one. Either way, the resulting release of bodily fluid should be well worth his distress.